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NOT A SPITE COMPANY
What is SadSteven.com
Well, if you must know, we're a Merchant Cash Advance provider that is made up of regular people that enjoy the simpler pleasures like long walks on the beach, federal holidays, and low-fat Greek yogurt.
We also happen to be a preferred working capital provider for small businesses across these United States of America thus enabling them to scale and grow. ‘Murica!
SadSteven.com is the kind of adorable brand that business owners love to work with; from Bakersfield to Bethesda, businesses continue to choose SadSteven.com and we continue to choose small-business.
Why is Steven Sad?
SadSteven.com is an inspiring but fictional story about sharing and friendship based on the totally fictional, metaphorical protagonist named: Sad Steven.
The parable goes something like this: Steven is sad that he missed out on greatness and lost his opportunity. You see, the world was an oyster and it could have belonged to him and his friends, but Steven just wanted to keep the metaphorical pearl from the metaphorical oyster to his metaphorical self.
If only he had played nice and shared with his friends.
They could have done great things together. But now the friends are doing great things, albeit without Steven (hence the sad part).
SadSteven.com is the lesson learned from the parable and it also represents a place of giving and generosity of spirit that fosters comradery while continuing to be a place for small businesses to secure working capital.
WE ACTUALLY LOVE FUNDING!
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